The Day of the Hammer Cometh
Written by Jeshii on 2009.06.11 – 23:45 -Welcome to June 11th everyone. It has already been one month since the last ハンマーの日 (hammaa no hi). Last time, １代目 (ichidaime) said it was his last hammer video. At the same time, ２代目 showed up with ham-maaaarch・∀・. But still, would ハンマーの日 come again?
I’m happy to report, ハンマーの日 came without any problems. Yes, １代目 seems to be gone, but the hammer lives on.
２代目’s new work is a Hammer version of the 初音ミク (Hatsune Miku) song ぽっぴっぽー. It really reflects ２代目’s colorful sensibilities.
Hoho, what’s this? ハンマーの日 has some other videos?!
Yes, another hammer version of ぽっぴっぽー, uploaded a mere 8 minutes later. We have concluded that this must be ２代目’s 嫁 (yome) since there is no other way they could have known. Thus, we also have the wedding ceremony below:
３代目!!!!
【ニコニコ動画】恋色ハンマースパーク
【ニコニコ動画】恋色ファイナルハンマースパーク
Yes, 3代目 of the conservative school of hammerism came up with this double punch. It is a 東方 (touhou) based work based on 恋色マスタースパーク. The first one recalls the early days of hammeristic design, and the second brings us back to the present. I fine show indeed.
The school is Hammer is getting rather crowded. For the rest of the line, please see after the jump.
Tags: 11th of every month is Hammer Day, ぽっぴっぽー, ナイト・オブ・ナイツ, ハンマー, ハンマーの日, 謎の感動, ham-maaaarch, ham-maaaarch・∀・, hammer, Hammer Day, hammer generations, Hatsune Miku, Night of Knights, Night of Nights, Poppippo, project shrine maiden, smash bros, strange emotion, touhou, 初音ミク, 東方, 死にたい, 代目
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Nanairo no Nico Nico Douga
Written by Jeshii on 2009.06.11 – 00:30 -
【ニコニコ動画】七色のニコニコ動画
It’s here. After a slew of imitators, the true successor to the ニコニコ流星群 is here. Yes, my friends, right now, NicoDou is celebrating the release of the next megamix. 七色のニコニコ動画 (Nanairo no NicoNicoDouga) is here.
This is my first real megamix since getting into NicoDou hardcore. I love the 流星群, since that gave me the jump start I needed to get into in the first place, but this one… It is like a summary of my last year of NicoLife. I’ve featured a number of these songs on the blog over the last year, although not all of them! Can you believe that this blog will be one whole year old in just over 2 months?! WTF.
I have a list of the songs after the jump, minus the HEROES section (the section of chaos from 9:40 to 11:10) since really you could just go to the 流星群 for those songs. If you are a experienced ニコ厨 (NicoChuu), listen to it before you check the list below. See how many you recognize! If you are new to NicoDou, this is a great way to catch up! XD
(BTW, as for the English name, I would call it Rainbow Colored NicoNicoDouga if I were in charge, but a few places seem to already be translating it as “7 Colors of Nico Nico Douga.” I hate translation. 日本語バンザイ！ Oh, and as always, if you don’t have a NicoDou account, why not?!)
Tags: 7 Colors of Nico Nico Douga, おてんば恋娘, きらっ☆, けいおん！, キラッ☆, ゲッダン, チルノ, ナイト・オブ・ナイツ, ハルヒ, マクロスＦ, Bad Apple, capsule, chiruno, Cirno, DJ OZMA, Don't say "lazy", Evangelion, Gackt, Genki Rockets, Get down, hammer, Haruhi, Hatsune Miku, Heavenly Star, Idolm@ster, Idolmaster, IKZO, K-ON!, kira, Kirby, Lucky Star, Macross F, MAD, Megurine Luka, Megurine Ruka, Nanairo no Nico Nico Douga, Night of Knights, Night of Nights, nomico, persona 4, Ponyo, Prince of Tennis, project shrine maiden, Rainbow Colored NicoNicoDouga, Rainbow NicoNicoDouga, RED ZONE, remix, Shinitai, smash bros, smooooch, Starry Sky, touhou, vocaloid, World is Mine, 初音ミク, 巡音ルカ, 東方, 死にたい, 七色のニコニコ動画
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What any of this has to do with the Tartar Straight, I’ll never know.
Written by Jeshii on 2009.04.22 – 23:05 -鳥羽一郎 (Toba Ichirou) has an 演歌 (enka) song called 「韃靼海峡」 (”Dattan Kaikyou“). It’s just another 演歌 song you’d never thing twice about… that is, unless someone at NicoDou gets their hands on it…
He’s no IKZO, but I ワロタｗｗｗ.
Tags: もっと評価されるべき, エンターテイメント, ガンダム, グルメレース, チルノ, トバイチロイド, Cirno, 爽快感のあるゴリ押しシリーズ, Dattan Kaikyo, 韃靼海峡, 驚異的な中毒性, 鳥羽一郎, Get down, Kirby, RED ZONE, Tartar, Toba Ichiro, 東方, 海の妖精
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Cirno isn’t stupid, she’s just special!
Written by Jeshii on 2009.03.17 – 05:12 -
【ニコニコ動画】チルミルチルノPV 恋のミクル伝説/おてんば恋娘 H.264高画質 (Short animated version)
【ニコニコ動画】C.M.C F (Full version of the song, minus animation)
Man, I dunno what is in the air recently, but there is a lot of チルノ (Chiruno) videos going around recently. Figured I’d update ya’ll on some of them, after the jump! The one above seems to be from a non-IOSYS version of the チルノ song, おてんば恋娘 (otemba koimusume). The thing that is the clincher on this one is that チルミル is a baby formula with DHA, to make them smarter… pimped by Cirno, known to be the バカ⑨ of the 東方 universe. Then there is something about her eating frogs… Don’t make me explain everything! XD (Okay, that’s based on the whole things where she freezes frogs when she’s bored… there, I’m done.)
Tags: anime, チルノ, チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室, チルミル, フィギュア系, baby formula, Chiba Shiga Saga, chiruno, Cirno, figure-kei, figurine, hammer, HAMMER ZONE, iosys, Japanese girls, meme, music, nicovideo, video games, videogames, 千葉滋賀佐賀, 東方
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Rin’s Ultimate Yakiniku Restaurant from HELL!
Written by Jeshii on 2009.03.05 – 00:22 -
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【ニコニコ動画】究極焼肉レストラン！お燐の地獄亭！(高画質・高音質版)H264
A new IOSYS arrangement CD is coming out on the 8th! And that can only mean one thing! A new promotional video! This one is about the hellishly ultimate 焼肉 (yakiniku) restaurant, based on the song 死体旅行 ～ Be of good cheer!. The CD is called 東方超都魔転 (Touhou Choutomatten). The English title is “Toho just a moment!” Until I read that, I didn’t get the pun. ><;
Not much to say about this one... probably will take me a few weeks to process all the jokes. Poor チルノ (Chiruno) gets melted at one point. ;;
Enjoy!
Tags: anime, チルノ, chiruno, Cirno, cute, 焼肉, hell, iosys, japanese bbq, korean bbq, music, nicovideo, shrine maiden, touhou, yakiniku, 東方
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NicoNicoEurobeat
Written by Jeshii on 2009.02.25 – 01:19 -
(Warning: This post is almost all ニコニコ動画 (NicoNicoDouga) videos. If you need an account, please go here!)
The last anime that I really followed was Initial D, mainly since I was living around where it takes place. Aside from an unnatural love for mid-eighties hatchback corollas, the anime gave me a love of Eurobeat. Yes, all those fantastically bad eurobeat songs gained new life when paired with drifting CG cars.
And, for reasons that will hopefully become obvious in the coming weeks, I have been on a mad eurobeat kick. NicoNicoDouga has proven to have a good number of really sweet Eurobeat remixes of some songs we all know and love.
IKZO was always begging for a Eurobeat mix:
【ニコニコ動画】俺ら東京さ行ぐだ [Super Euro Mix]
This “Airman” one is by far my favorite:
【ニコニコ動画】エアーマンが倒せない [Eurobeat Mix]
This version of メルト is also pretty epic:
【ニコニコ動画】メルト [Eurobeat Mix]
By this point, you are craving a megamix, right?! Well, here is a Eurobeat megamix of some 東方 songs. The 「U.N.オーエンは彼女なのか？」 (”U.N. Ouen wa kanojo nano ka?“) towards the end gave me mad 鳥肌 (torihada):
【ニコニコ動画】【東方メドレー】幻想郷最速EUROBEAT!!!【高音質】
But that’s not nearly all! If you have the heart of a real drifter, go search for more. If not, what are you still reading this for?! XD
Tags: AE86, airman, メルト, drift, eurobeat, IKZO, Initial D, megamix, meruto, nicovideo, touhou, 東方
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Nights of Get Down?!
Written by Jeshii on 2009.01.01 – 15:04 -Captain’s Log, Unix Timestamp 1230819859… We are in a stalemate with the ナイト・オブ・ナイツ and ゲッダン☆ ships. Any one of us has enough firepower to destroy any other one of us… but not both. Whoever DoS attacks first will be assured destruction. Of course, as a member of the United Federation of Cyberspacez, I am sworn by an oath to peace, non-trolling, and use of SYN packets solely for valid connections. I hope this will be the one thing that saves us all.
“Captain, the enemy ships are moving toward each other!”
“This is it, if they attack each other, we will be able to escape without harm. Looks like we did the right thing to…”
“Captain! The ships are… merging!!!”
“?!”
“They’re performing a meme merger!!!”
“On screen, Ensign.”
“Yessir!”
“Impossible!”
“Captain! They are beginning to multiply…”
【ニコニコ動画】妹様にナイツ・オブ・ゲッダンを踊ってもらった（修正版）
【ニコニコ動画】【マッシュアップ】ナイト・オブ・ゲッダン×promise【☆ゲッダン☆】
【ニコニコ動画】MikuMikuDanceでナイト・オブ・ゲッダン
【ニコニコ動画】ナイト・オブ・ゲッダン 4窓Ver.
【ニコニコ動画】【踊り】 ナイト・オブ・ナイツ（ｒｙを合わせてみた・番外編 【追加】
“We are getting a /talk.”
“Open the private channel.”
“We are the ナイト・オブ・ゲッダン. All Your Base Are Belong To Us. Your memealogical distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.”
“Dear God…”
“Captain! Orders?”
“Get us out of here, Ensign! MAX BANDWIDTH!”
Tags: ゲッダン, ナイト・オブ・ゲッダン, ナイト・オブ・ナイツ, ヲタク, Get down, Internet, memes, music, nerdity, nicovideo, Night of Get Down, Night of Knights, Night of Nights, star trek, 東方
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Nico Year In Review: 2008
Written by Jeshii on 2008.12.31 – 15:00 -No, I’m not going to talk about the new features, version updates, legal battles, or any of that today. My ニコニコ動画 (NicoNicoDouga) Year in Review is solidly about the videos. Though I really didn’t start watching ニコ動 (NicoDou) until this year and 2007 also had some fantastic videos, I’m sticking to 2008 videos only! So, without further ado, here are my favorite top 13 nicovideos of the year! 13?! Yeah, I just couldn’t get it down to 10! XD
13.
【ニコニコ動画】【手書き】初音ミクの消失-DEAD END-【PV】
This 初音ミク song was one of my personal favorites. It’s so sad, but just so well done.
The ゆっくり (Yukkuri) boom seems to have peaked and passed, but 2008 was fairly dominated by ゆっくり videos. Check out how many there are.
11.
【ニコニコ動画】☆ゲッダン☆
ゲッダン came up late in the game, but I have to say, I still can’t believe it. And I love it.
10.
【ニコニコ動画】初音ミク が オリジナル曲を歌ってくれたよ「ワールドイズマイン」
ワールドイズマイン was almost the best 初音ミク song of the year, if not for メルト kicking ass and taking names all over the world. Some of the ワールドイズマイン original drawing versions are pretty amazing, but that’s probably just cause the song is so good.
9.
【ニコニコ動画】さんぽ
This version of さんぽ (Sampo) from となりのトトロ (Tonari no Totoro) has so many Ghibli characters and crazy instruments, you can’t help but just feel warm and fuzzy while watching it.
8.
【ニコニコ動画】メルト-Band Edition-女性キーVer-歌ってみました。by歌和サクラ
メルト and ティッシュ姫 really rocked the charts this year. It is only fitting to have the fusion of the two. メルト technically came along in Dec. of 2007… Actually, so did ティッシュ姫. But, since they both had their heyday in 2008, I’ll forgive ‘em.
7.
【ニコニコ動画】[修造]ホットリックス リローデッド[MAD]
When I saw this scene in the theaters, I remember hyperventilating over how amazing it was. So when they added the 松岡修造 voice overs, I almost died. Good show!
6.
【ニコニコ動画】チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室(高画質・高音質版)H264
チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 (Chiruno no Paafekuto Sansuu Kyoushitsu) was the star of IOSYS for 2008. The remixes are fantastic and so is the original. Good job guys!
Various ナイト・オブ・ナイツ remixes ruled the end of this year. This is my favorite by far.
This cat. Brilliant to teach their cat to do that. When it gets stuck in the box, I died. I am but a ghost now. Heard the previous one of the series was pretty big on YouTube as well. (Series?!)
3.
【ニコニコ動画】M.C.ドナルドはダンスに夢中なのか？最終鬼畜道化師ドナルド・Ｍ
This video is fantastic for a lot of reasons. Now that I’m more into the 東方 Project, this makes way more sense than the first time I saw it on BoingBoing. This is definitely the world’s favorite nicovideo.
2.
【ニコニコ動画】VOCALOIDでニコニコ動画流星群【完成版】
This video introduced me to the ニコニコ動画流星群, and kept me coming back to ニコ動 for a long time. I listened to it so much, when I hear the original songs, I expect the next song to come up. I had to even stop listening to it, I was so obsessed. So this wins #2 hands down. Too bad it isn’t…
1.
【ニコニコ動画】吉幾三×Capsule×DaftPunk×BeastieBoys StarrySky – IKZOLOGIC Remix -
This song singlehandedly changed my life. It made me go to ニコ動 to listen to it. I got the “logic” for the end of Yamatologic from it. I still believe this is the pinnacle of human evolution. So, there is no question that it is the top of my 2008 list.
Happy New Year everyone! I can’t wait to see what 2009 has to bring!
Tags: 2008, さんぽ, ゆっくり, らんらんる～, ゲッダン, ティッシュ姫, ナイト・オブ・ナイツ, ニコニコ動画, メルト, ワールドイズマイン, BeastieBoys, capsule, cats, Daft Punk, funny animals, gaming, Get down, Ghibli, Hatsune Miku, IKZO, iosys, mario, Matsuoka Shuzo, music, New Year's, New Year's List, NicoNicoDouga, nicovideo, Night of Knights, Night of Nights, Ronald McDonald, Ryuseigun, Sampo, Sanpo, Tissue Hime, Tonari no Totoro, Top 10, Top 12, Totoro, touhou, World is Mine, Year In Review, ystk, yukkuri, 初音ミク, 初音ミクの消失-DEAD END-, 東方, 松岡修造, 流星群
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Hikenai Mono Naitsu
Written by Jeshii on 2008.12.16 – 18:28 -
Imagine a world where everything you picked up could make music. Then watch the above video and realize we live in that world!!!
This is a rendition of ナイト・オブ・ナイツ (”Night of Knights”) from the 東方 Project played on flat objects. Yes, the guy did cheat by speeding it up 2x, BUT he was open and up front about it (there is a clock with a second hand right in the middle of the frame!!). And it is still amazing.
You may remember this song from the ソフト・オブ・バンク entry. This song is quick becoming the new U.N.オーエンは彼女なのか？
Tags: ひけないもの, ナイト・オブ・ナイツ, music, Night of Knights, Night of Nights, performance, project shrine maiden, touhou, Unplayable, 東方, 演奏
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Soft of Bank
Written by Jeshii on 2008.12.04 – 15:17 -
The talking dog from the Softbank commercials has finally been mixed into this awesome video. The song is ナイト・オブ・ナイツ (naito obu naitsu) from 東方 Project, of course. There’s also a little bit of 信仰風化曲 ～ Native Faith in there, not to mention other ニコ動 inside jokes.
I can’t stop watching it. So here it is for all of you too. The person who put this together said it took 2 months! Geez!
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, I love the Internet.
Tags: aya ueto, かわいい, ナイト・オブ・ナイツ, cute, 犬, dog, MAD, music, Native Faith, nicovideo, Night of Knights, Night of Nights, project shrine maiden, remix, softbank, video, 東方, 上戸彩, 信仰風化曲
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