Ningen da mono!
Written by Jeshii on 2008.12.02 – 16:17 -
What cute commercials. Basically, they are pointing out the benefits of machines over humans. Watch out for the almost NSFW dump truck in the second set.
The ニコ動 comments are funny for this video. Don’t miss it.
My favorite one is the song that sounds like ABBA’s Dancing Queen. I also like the story book one at the end. Lyrics and transcript from the last two after the jump.
Human Song:
持てないものを 持とうとしても (“Even if you try to lift something that can’t be lifted”)
ムリさ (“It’s useless”)
形のないものを 運ぼうとしても (“Even if you try to carry something that doesn’t have a shape”)
ムダさ (“It’s wasteful”)
見えないものを 見ようとしても (“Even if you try to see something that can’t be seen”)
ダメさ (“It’s no good”)
だって僕らは (“That’s because we are just…”)
人間 人間 人間 人間 (“Humans Humans Humans Humans”)
機械に！(“Let’s live!”)
頼って！(“Relying on!”)
生きていこう！ (“Machines!”)
The Storybook:
ひとりでやれば、たいへんなことも、 (“Even something that is difficult when done alone,”)
３にんでやれば、できるはず。 (“Has to be doable with 3 people.”)
３にんでやれば、じかんのかかることも、 (“Even something that takes a long time with 3 people,”)
５にんでやれば、すぐにできるはず。 (“Can be done quickly with 4 people.”)
５にんでやれば、たいへんなことも、 (“Even something that is difficult with 5 people,”)
きかいなら、かんたんなんだよ。 (“Is child’s play for a machine.”)
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